Today Rebecca had a cold and I had some Celiac.
"My head was in a cocoon of mucous." --while describing her coughing fit outside of a restaurant.
"Shit 'n slide." --Our new way of bringing about Celiac awareness: Celiac sufferers set down tarps while they leak loose stool, and we go from town to town providing entertainment (like Celebrate Holyoke).
"Feces without fortune." --a revision of the familiar "shit out of luck" for perspective.
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